Greetings, dear traveler!
You have been invited to participate in the opportunity of a lifetime! On the 66th day of the third year of the lunar cycle of Toth-Mar, the SS Algarth will begin its maiden voyage across the Plinean Sea, journeying from the luxurious port of Erdrasil to the tropical paradise of the Sapphire Coast. There you will stay in a hand built cabin with no expenses spared for your comfort, built into the Skullbane Cove! Pay heed not to the name, dear traveller, as while it was once inhabited by pirates and scoundrels, blades soaked in the deepest shades of crimson, they have since agreed to leave peacefully due to an mutually amicable agreement with the Sapphire Coast Consortium, allowing us to reclaim this beachside paradise for our wonderful guests to enjoy! Please, take a look at our itinerary!
The first attraction of the cruise will be taking place shortly after we begin sailing: A feast of grandiose proportions, and a spectacular performance to match, by none other than the musical dynamo and aquatic bombshell Miss Toryx, and her wonderful Bedrock Band! You will be soothed by Toryx's dulcet tones while your taste buds experience a revolution of flavor as you enjoy the finest our planar class chefs have to offer, sourced entirely from the very sea you will be sailing upon!
Not enough excitment for you? Well, you're sure to get your fill with the Battle on the Blue on our second night of the voyage, a high stakes and long awaited grudge match between the Orcish Obliterator, the Tusked Tyrant, Gretzel the Insurmountable, and everyone's favorite masked mollusk, the Clamshell Crusader! Who will take home the Shell Studded Sash in the inaugural Battle on the Blue wrestling competition! Entry is free, all you need is to present the letter in your very hands to the staff at the door to the arena!
And as the final act for our cruise, before you arrive on the wonderful Sapphire Coast, we invite you to participate in our final event on midnight of our third night on the high seas: The Marine Masquerade. Masks will be provided by staff, and all are welcome to attend! Dance in the dark with stranger, or perhaps, friends? All is a mystery when the masks have been donned! The night will conclude with a word from our generous donors and a wonderful gift for all of our delightful passengers!
We hope you will join us on this magical journey, and we look forward to enchanting you, come Hell or high water!
Your humble guide to the waves,
Polyphonious Peter